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Bermuda Tentacles

2014

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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Linda Hamilton Photo
Linda Hamilton as Admiral Linda Hansen
Trevor Donovan Photo
Trevor Donovan as Chief Trip Oliver
Jamie Kennedy Photo
Jamie Kennedy as Dr. Zimmer
John Savage Photo
John Savage as President DeSteno
1080p.BLU
1.24 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 29 min
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Reviewed by unbrokenmetal5 / 10

Aliens beneath the sea

Aliens hiding under the sea within the Bermuda triangle abduct the president of the United States (John Savage). A fleet under the command of Admiral Hansen (Linda Hamilton of 'Terminator' fame) enters the area to save the president and kick some tentacle-thing butt! Funny coincidence that they already have a scientist on board, namely Dr Zimmer (Jamie Kennedy),who can tell them all about alien organisms. Chief Oliver (Trevor Donovan) disobeys the admiral's orders and goes on the rescue mission with a prototype submarine. In an underwater cave, he discovers more about the enemy. Ancient shipwrecks reveal they have been here for a century or more, time to put an end to that...

"Bermuda Tentacles" is a hilarious piece of trash, certainly a lot funnier than its makers intended it to be! I've been disappointed with a couple of other Asylum productions recently, but this one delivers.

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca3 / 10

Very bad

A cheesy, Bermuda-set science fiction film from The Asylum, and shown by the SyFy Channel - an unholy combination of production forces. This one's clearly inspired by/ripping off BATTLESHIP, and like BATTLESHIP, it's a CGI-fuelled mess of a film, about the crew of a warship who are attempting to extract the President from his watery grave after Air Force One crashes into the Bermuda Triangle.

The rubbish writing is the worst thing about this non-starter of a film, that and the repetitive structure of the narrative. It's an entirely clichéd piece full of lame CGI effects of alien tentacles waving about and a few silly scenes of characters exploring an alien ship which seem to be indebted to PROMETHEUS. It's noisy, vapid, and dull. The familiar faces they've roped along for this one include THE TERMINATOR's Linda Hamilton (considerably aged),SCREAM's Jamie Kennedy (unrecognisably bearded),and ALIENS's Ricco Ross (barely in it). Unsurprisingly, it's as boring to watch as your usual Asylum effort.

Reviewed by mark.waltz1 / 10

Just get a big hedge clipper and chop it in two.

Poor John Savage just can't escape "Hair" as he has the worst presidential hairstyle ever, well maybe up until 2016. He's trapped on Air Force One going through the Bermuda Triangle and as the title suggests, there's something bigger out there, well maybe more than one as we see the tentacles surrounding two navy ships. The tentacles look like they have giraffe heads but they're far from as sedate. Welcome back to Asylum films, this one actually having a TV premiere on one of the worst cable channels, syfy.

Asylums monster movies, especially those at sea, don't even have the good grace to be funny looking like the ping pong ball eyed, hot dog teeth type creatures from the 1960's. At least there, we know it was a man in a sweaty costume rather than some kids sitting in front of a computer experimenting.

These movies are often difficult to get through because they all follow the same formula and take themselves way too seriously. Stone faced Linda Hamilton and overly vocal fried Mya try to be Wonder Women, and their performances are laughably cold. Then the bellowing Richard Whiten shows up to claim command and you end up with a bunch of boring gender power control elements that makes this even more hideous. By this point, I wish that the tentacles would just swallow the ships up. This is the worst of all the Asylum non-blockbusters I've seen.

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