Well, with a title such as "Bikini Spring Break" it should be pretty self-explanatory about the movie. But hey, it is a comedy, and it could just happen to turn out to have been an enjoyable comedy and a good comedy at that. With that in mind I sat down to watch "Bikini Spring Break".

Which I should not have done. I should have listened to that little voice in the back of the head saying "no! Don't do it!" This movie turned out to be nothing more than an excuse for director Jared Cohn to show off women's breasts. The storyline was non-existing and whatever was there just fell to the floor as it was apparently more important to focus on showing off naked breasts than working on having a storyline that would hold in an audience which were beyond giggling over naked breasts.

I managed to suffer through 40 minutes of excruciating and gut-wrenching awful movie history here as I hoped and hoped again that the movie would pick up and the bare, naked breasts fetish was just a phase for director Jared Cohn. But that was not to be, and I ended up more than fed up with this, and pardon the language, but rubbish movie.

The acting in the movie was adequate, taking into consideration that they had next to nothing to work with.

The comedy also died a slow and horrible death in this movie, as it was left unattended as the director was too busy cramming as many naked breasts into each frame as humanly possible.

If you enjoy a good comedy, and if you are beyond giggling over a naked breast (which you can essentially see almost anywhere nowadays anyway),then do yourself a favor and do not waste your time, money or effort on "Bikini Spring Break". Some of us suffered so you don't have to.

You know that you can always trust reviews from this source. As usual, for the movie plot please read other people's reviews.

If you keep in mind what could be the budget of this movie, then I assure you it is great and go watch it despite the negative reviews. I quote "mdada from United States": "I felt everyone was very natural in acting, in body or scenes. This film gives a very realistic perspective of beauty vs some very out of ordinary people. All actors looked very real life and everything was real life."

Guys, this is the point. What more you may desire other than gorgeous girls that act naturally, to be themselves, in a fun and enjoyable way, that immediately engages with the viewer. There are a lot of boobs scenes, some great cinematographic scenes, lush scenery, logical storytelling with humor, great and unexpected ending. I definitely recommend this work of art and cinematic masterpiece to everyone. You will return and watch it many more times in the future. It is a movie to remember. A major advantage of the movie is that there are no weapons, fights, bloodshed or violence which is very rare in the history of cinema. I removed 1 star for unprofessional camera angles and wasting precious moments (there are many opportunities to film the girls' bodies from better angles especially in the water splashing/sprinkling scenes) and another star for ignoring small details that could be incorporated into the movie.

Thank you for your time. Go watch it!

Coach Gill (Robert Carradine) gives Zoe a camera but she and Alice end up flashing their boobs unknowingly on the jumbo screen. Dean Hanlo sends the band to the national. Zoe, Alice, Whitney, Michelle, and Franny don't want to fly and drive a school bus cross country to Florida. The bus breaks down after Zoe puts in gas instead of diesel and they struggle to make money to fix the bus. Constance is a local out to stop the immorality of Spring Break. This is a stupid sexploitation movie but it knows its target audience. It's boobs, boobs, and more boobs. It's a bunch giggly young women flashing their boobs for the young male audience. It's not more than that and less than a real movie.