Bad acting terrible story and dumb characters making dumb decisions sums up this turd of a movie.oh yaeh and a craptacular it was just a bad dream ending.go get dental work done you will enjoy the pain more than this.
Happy Log
2016
Action / Adventure / Drama / Thriller
Happy Log
2016
Action / Adventure / Drama / Thriller
Plot summary
On the verge of depression following the murder of his father, Cory, a nervous, guilt-ridden 12-year-old "altar boy", is coaxed by his adventurous best friend, Ben, to prove their manhood by embarking on their first overnight fishing trip out in the wild on the Mississippi Bayou's Wolf River; but their trip goes awry when the hapless "altar boys" become targets of a mob hit in progress by a cold-blooded assassin who is determined to collect on a gambling debt.
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somebody forgot to flush this log
Old fashion family movie
This movie is not trying to compete with today's mega movies. It reminds me of movies when I was a kid that had a story to tell with out big budget fanfare. It is a family friendly movie with a little danger and suspense about two kids growing up in the south.
Garbage with a capital G.
I have the honor to be the first reviewer for this movie. I'm surprised actually as most of the times for really bad B-movies you always get extremely positive reviews from people that were involved or knew somebody that was involved in the making or acting of the movie. This time not and that's the positive note about Happy Log, at least everybody had the decency not trying to trick you in watching this absolute garbage of a movie. The only positive thing about Happy Log are the vintage cars that drive through the streets. All the rest is a waste of your time. The acting is beyond bad, I don't think you can actually rate this kind of acting, if this is a B-movie then those are Z-actors. The two main characters, the kids Caleb Meadows and Brock Patrick Kaufman, are probably the most annoying kids that ever appeared in a movie. It's bad of another level. Whilst watching this movie, if you can call this a movie, I was just hoping somebody would kill those two little brats, preferably in the most horrible way, so that I would get some kind of satisfaction. But the rest of the cast was also terrible as was everything else, the decor, the props, the story, the conversations, everything was just complete and utter garbage. It's rare that I rate a movie the lowest possible but this one deserves it like no other.