I'm here to tell you about Mordred. Perhaps he got the part because of his dark colouring and vaguely sinister looks. Then they dressed him in a vaguely sinister costume and applied some vaguely sinister makeup. So far, so alright.

Then they gave him some indescribably awful dialogue. It might have stood a chance had the film been tongue in cheek, but it isn't.

To put the cap on it, the actor's delivery is nearly as good as a primary school nativity play. No, let's be honest, the primary school kids are in a league miles above this guy. I can't recall the last time I saw an actor in what purports to be a real movie who delivers his lines as shockingly unconvincingly as this guy.

KING ARTHUR AND THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE is yet another Asylum rip-off, this time of the Guy Ritchie Hollywood blockbuster KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD. I haven't seen the Ritchie flick yet (go figure) but I can report that this is the worst Asylum film I've seen thus far, a total travesty of filmmaking. There's a modern-day setting to keep costs down, some ludicrous witchcraft plotting, a few bad effects, and a general overload of incredibly wooden acting, with those employing British accents particularly poor. It's an amateur-night production that totally fails to register as a proper movie.

This movie is a waste of time. This was like watching a low budget college film, the script was cheesy and the camera cutaways were horrible. If you start watching this movie you either are a glutton for punishment, or you are in search of the worst movie made.