There is no doubt that this movie is one of the worst movies ever made. It bares no resemblance to the Doctor Seuss book and has one of the strongest settings in cinema history.
And I love it. This is the greatest bad movie ever made and I think its my favourite movie. In my opinion, your favourite movie should be a film that made you feel the most. A movie that made you feel tonnes of emotions and leaves you thinking "What did I watch?"
The Cat in the Hat is one of those movies. I was left spellbound wondering how in the world this movie was given the thumbs up to release.
Its so god damn funny. I will never not laugh when I hear the iconic line "Hey look, Rhode Island license plate, you never see those" and who can forget the classic scene where the cat gets his balls smashed and then shows us him in a dress swining to a soft rock song.
If I am sad, I watch the cat in the hat. It makes me laugh and that is a good thing.
The Cat in the Hat
2003
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy
The Cat in the Hat
2003
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy
Plot summary
Conrad and Sally Walden (Spencer Breslin and Dakota Fanning) are home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside, and there is nothing to do. Until The Cat in the Hat ('Mike Myers') walks in the front door. He introduces them to their imagination, and at first it's all fun and games, until things get out of hand, and The Cat must go, go, go, before their mother gets back, but their pompous neighbor has bigger plans for them.
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I don't care what anyone says, this movie is fantastic and might be my all time favourite movie
Life changing cinema
Rarely does a a cinematic experience have such a profound affect. Life had ceased to have much meaning, drink had become my only friend, my life was disintegrating around me...just as I had reached my lowest ebb I stumbled across this masterpiece of film making. It was a quasi religious experience. I think it was at the point the cat introduced the dirty hoe, I cannot be sure, but I became filled with joy and renewed purpose. You can be too. So don't listen to the nay sayers, let that counter cultural cat in the hat into your life.
Obnoxious and likely to fill many viewers with rage.
I assumed that "The Cat in the Hat" was most likely a terrible film, as it's currently #79 on IMDB's infamous Bottom 100. This inclusion is recent, as the website changed its parameters for admission to the list to only include more commonly seen films. Before this, films with only a few dozen scores could make the list...now it only includes movies which were rated by at least 1500 users. This change means that many Hollywood films are now on a list which previously was inundated with more independent features. Most of the films newly to the list are dreadful....but being a bad film junkie, I am a glutton for punishment! Going into the film I assumed it would be bad but was willing to give it a chance...like I enjoyed "The Flintsones in Viva Rock Vegas" (currently #70, though I enjoyed it and scored it a 6).
So is the film bad? Absolutely. In fact, it's horrible and painful to watch. There are two main reasons for this. First, the original Dr. Seuss story was very brief and a movie based on it might only last 10 minutes. So, the studio added a lot....and much of what they added (such as the obnoxious boss and the obnoxious neighbor) was just annoying. Second, not to be outdone by these additions, Mike Myers made his character, the Cat, truly obnoxious and hateful. He talks almost non-stop when so often the film would have worked better had he just shut up! A few times, his prattling was also very child un-friendly--with crude commments that most kids wouldn't understand and a shot to the groin that shouldn't be in a kids movie in the first place?! The bottom line is that the film is annoying and dreadful instead of being fun...and the original story was all about kids meeting a cat who was a lot of fun. In many ways, the film is much like an endurance contest that dares you to turn it off....it's THAT bad. By comparison, Myer's "Love Guru" is practically a Truffaut masterpiece!!
Parents...think twice about letting your children see this movie...it might just make them stupider...particularly if they like it! Also, after the movie was over, my wife (who had slept though almost the entire movie) said "Why was that movie so LOUD?!"....I couldn't have said it much better myself!