Found Footage. Good lead actor. Bad script. Terrible setting. (Obviously not Belize) Blair Witch, thank you for this. Just one guy talking, the whole time. Not worth your time. 2/10.

So.... Wow where to begin.... I'm Mr. Internet "woodsman survivalist" I'm going to go roughing it for 2 days and nights with a deal ton of gel. I'm also afraid to cross a steam 2.5 feet wide. All the while not keeping my narcissistic, angry, unknowledgeable personality in check.

THE WOODSMAN is about an internet reality show called "The Woodsman". While filming an episode of "The Woodsman", the host, survivalist / adventurer, Mauro Bosque (Maurice Ripke, aka: "The Woodsman") goes missing.

Yet another "found footage" film, we are allegedly watching a video that's been "discovered", showing the fate of "The Woodsman". Filmed in Texas, some wooded lot fills in for the wilds of Belize.

The first thing we learn is how much pride Bosque takes in being "The Woodsman". We also witness how much contempt he has for the production crew of "The Woodsman". He's also quite interested in the Mayans, who were too busy being extinct to appear in "The Woodsman".

Doing as "The Woodsman" might do, Bosque takes a different route than that which had been agreed upon with his team, to meet up at the rendezvous point. Needless to say, nothing goes according to plan, and unlike the living embodiment of machismo known as "The Woodsman", Bosque grows increasingly afraid.

Upon setting up camp, he hears noises, believing that someone is playing a prank on "The Woodsman". As the creepiness mounts, we finally find out what happened to "The Woodsman".

The saving grace of this movie is Ripke himself, who manages to seem genuine in his role.

MAIN COMPLAINTS: #1- The length of the film! This could have easily been trimmed by 20 minutes without losing anything important! #2- The monster! We only glimpse it for scant seconds, and even then we see its inherent cheapness! It would have been best left to the imagination! #3- The Finale! It just sort of ends!

Fans of this vastly overplayed sub-genre may enjoy this movie, while others will be fighting the sandman...