Here we have a remake that is far, far superior to the original. A widower inherits a house from an uncle her didn't really know. There is one catch, the house is haunted and there is a dark purpose waiting for him and his children. The ghosts are wonderfully done and remain creepy regardless of how many times you have seen this movie. Matthew Lillard shines like always, in his own loud, wacky way.

Not terribly long on plot or character development, but it is a fun run through a unique and haunted house. The special effects are great, and the acting is on par with this sort of film.

I haven't seem William Castle's Thir13en Ghosts in a while, though I do remember not being sure what to make of it. After seeing The Tingler(with Vincent Price) I now have a pretty good idea what to expect so will re-watch the film with those expectations in mind. I didn't care at all for this remake, which is proof that a remake can be bad on its own merits without being compared. It is not as if I dislike Dark Castle movies, I did enjoy Ghost Ship and House on Haunted Hill, though both had major imperfections. This said, Thir13en Ghosts is not a completely terrible movie. It does look great, the make-up is pretty incredible, the house is a wonderful setting and the effects are well above-average. F Murray Abraham has a great presence as the villain, although his role is not a patch on his outstanding performance in Amadeus. Shannon Elizabeth is not bad at all either though you do wish that she was in the film more. However, the rest of the acting is disappointing, mainly because the cast are very talented. I like Tony Shalhoub, but his character is annoying and he can do little to make him likable, while Embeth Davidtz struggles with a badly written role and Matthew Lillard overacts to the point that he is irritating. They are not helped though by their clichéd and poorly developed characters or by their embarrassingly cheesy dialogue. The story was a good idea but was unfortunately never lived up to. Everything feels too rushed, the ending is a thrown-in cop-out and the scares and jumps feel too brief and predictable. All in all, the visuals are great and there are two decent(not great though, Abraham especially has been much better) performances but the rest of the movie is bad. 3/10 Bethany Cox

I went to see the THIR13EN GHOSTS remake expecting little. What I got was a paper-thin story, taking segments from GHOSTBUSTERS(!) and the HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL remake, plenty of clichéd situations and characters, some nifty special effects work, and a ton of jumps and scares. Added into the mixture was a smattering of gore and I actually found myself enjoying the whole thing. Sure, I'll have totally forgotten about this popcorn entertainment in a couple of days time but I can't deny that I had a good time watching it, despite the many flaws. One surprise is that I found it actually scary in a number of places especially where the ghosts are concerned. Some truly horrific special effects work from the reliable KNB group combined with a jolting soundtrack made this a horror film in the true sense of the word and one not for the squeamish.

The biggest problem is first-time director Steve Beck, one of the new wave of film-makers who can't resist including plenty of MTV style into their movies. Thus we have lots of tricksy jump-cuts, slow motion, cameras sped up and all kinds of wannabe stylish bits in place of any real atmosphere - and no, Steve, panning your camera around a few empty corridors doesn't count as atmosphere building. The script is unbelievable but then so is the whole idea of the film, that a machine houses twelve ghosts who can open the "Eye of Hell". It's one of those movies where you have to turn off your brain to enjoy. Sure there are a couple of 'surprising' character twists here and there but by and large the film is an action-orientated horror romp which showcases scared people being chased and killed by a wide variety of evil spirits.

Tony Shalhoub is the straight man in the film, the middle-aged male hero, a solid character who can't believe in what he sees. He's supported by Embeth Davidtz as some kind of idiotic 'ghost rights' campaigner and the effortlessly charismatic F. Murray Abraham as the cultured bad guy of the piece, another mad scientist type (Abraham fills the role of suave baddie perfectly). Former singer Rah Digga is unwelcome as the comedy relief housemaid (whose self-pitying presence recalls the 'spooked' black manservants of the horror-comedies of the 1940's) whilst Shannon Elizabeth is around to look pretty and not do a lot else. Finally, there's Matthew Lillard, giving us yet another shouty, psychotic, on-the-edge type performance which he has been doing all of his career. Now, where the rest of the cast fail to make likable characters, Lillard actually succeeds which is surprising seeing as I usually end up hating him in films. Sure he's overly neurotic and overacts his hat off but he supplies the film with limitless energy and I'm always a fan of old-fashioned ham, so good on you, mate.

Obviously a roller-coaster ride through a spook house shocker such as this relies heavily on the effectiveness of the, well, effects and this is where THIR13EN GHOSTS succeeds admirably. From the not-bad CGI work used to animate the various parts of the house to the ghosts themselves, the effects are often deliciously good. The ghosts are all suitably grotesque and dead-looking, and thankfully are under-exposed so that they don't end up looking rubbery and fake. Seeing them briefly in quick snatches of vision makes their appearances a heck of a lot more frightening than prolonged exposure. However, the imaginative gore and death scenes are where the film really hits home and it's nice to see a movie which doesn't skimp on the good, old-fashioned grue. Bodies are broken in two, graphically squashed, torn, slashed, shredded to pieces. However the gruesome highlight is undoubtedly the effect where a man is sliced in half by a pane of glass (WISHMASTER tried a similarly elaborate type of effect but failed). Very nasty stuff indeed which comes as quite a shock.

THIR13EN GHOSTS is a loud, vulgar, immature shocker which tops off the activity with an over-the-top finale involving lots of things breaking, exploding, the bad guys getting their comeuppances and the good guys getting saved by the skin of their teeth. In a word, clichéd, but somehow satisfying, like watching an old friend up on screen. Finally this is a blockbuster where the budget and effects count for everything and make the viewing experience worthwhile; so if you're looking for a shallow gore-splattered horror flick then look no further than this. Give it a break, critics and reviewers alike!